Girl you're like my coffee,So hot and strong and sweet
I'm gonna lay you down
A special morning treat.
Don't need no milk
'Cause you got cream enough for two.
Love's on the menu
And I'm hungry babe for you.
Gonna crack your egg and testYour firmness with a poke.
Pick up my soldier girl
And dip it in your yolk.
I dedicate this toast
To our forever lovin'.
You can eat my sausage
If you let me munch your muffin.
'Cause it's Justin's Sexy Breakfast
It's a feast of funk supreme.
And you can't leave the table girlUntil your plate is clean.
Said it's Justin's Sexy Breakfast
Tastes so good it must be wrong.
Now spread your legs like butter
I'm gonna have you naked by the end of this scone...
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4 comments:
*applauds*
That was hilarious! I might have to link that from my blog...
*also applauds*
I especially like "I'm gonna have you naked by the end of this scone..."
because it sounds like a dity chat up line form the Womens Institute
ditto - that's absolutely hilarious, i was sniggering out loud at that, esp. the last line. my neighbours probably wondered what i was laughing at...
You should actually make that into a real song. It's miles better than the carp Justin churns out.
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