Idol thoughts on Paula Abdul

[Romancing Ms Abdul, the radiant singer, dancer, choreographer and American Idol judge]

I think that I might like to spend the night with Paula Abdul,
'Cause however badly I performed, she'd say that it was cool.
She'd praise my spirit and tell me I had made the bed my own.
And I reckon she has tons of groovy pills stashed round her home.

I think that I would take her to a movie and then dinner
And say her hair smelled lovely and her dress made her look thinner.
I'd ply her with champagne and wouldn't make her pay the bill
Though perhaps as means of thanks she'd slip me one mind-bending pill.

I think that after two weeks I'd be down on bended knee.
Singing that song from her Spellbound album, Will You Marry Me?
She'd ask me to move in and we would prove the perfect team-up.
And I'd make sure those damned pills were fully covered in the pre-nup.