Dear Mom and Dad and Aimee,
I hope that you are well
I'm writing you this letter
While locked in my tiny cell
This place the court has sent me
Is so frightening and smelly
And I didn't even do it
It was Kelly!
She crept into my room one night
While hiding from the media
Drew a knife and forced me
To deface Wikipedia
Adding bogus information
Citing facts from made-up sources
Links I knew to be irrelevant
Crude references to horses.
Clearly biased articles
Spelling everything wrong
Blatant copyright infringement
Oh the list goes on and on.
I hope you will forgive me
And that the police can stop her
Or else she'll strike again
Posting spam comments on Blogger.
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